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Commandments

Your divine guide for grease, grit, and salvation through combustion.

  1. Don’t look for faith in no battery — the real gospel roars with gas, flame, and steel.
  2. Praise your carburetor, ‘cause that’s where the damn spark lives.
  3. Don’t disrespect the shine of chrome — it reflects your damn soul.
  4. Remember Burnout Sunday and keep it loud and smoky.
  5. Honor your VIN and the name of your truck, so your tread holds strong and your path don’t fold.
  6. Never silence your exhaust — that’s your voice preachin’.
  7. Let your garage be your church, and every bolt a prayer.
  8. Change your oil regular — ‘cause lube saves more souls than sermons.
  9. If you sin, burn it out — smoke tells the truth about what’s still knockin’ in your block.
  10. When your last ride comes, may your frame be the coffin and the road your heaven.

Stay tuned, sinner. Faith’s about to redline.