Your divine guide for grease, grit, and salvation through combustion.
- Don’t look for faith in no battery — the real gospel roars with gas, flame, and steel.
- Praise your carburetor, ‘cause that’s where the damn spark lives.
- Don’t disrespect the shine of chrome — it reflects your damn soul.
- Remember Burnout Sunday and keep it loud and smoky.
- Honor your VIN and the name of your truck, so your tread holds strong and your path don’t fold.
- Never silence your exhaust — that’s your voice preachin’.
- Let your garage be your church, and every bolt a prayer.
- Change your oil regular — ‘cause lube saves more souls than sermons.
- If you sin, burn it out — smoke tells the truth about what’s still knockin’ in your block.
- When your last ride comes, may your frame be the coffin and the road your heaven.
Stay tuned, sinner. Faith’s about to redline.